A few days back someone stole stud! Tis a horrible thing, but I found him again the next morning. I just went for lunch and then he was gone! I searched everywhere and couldn't find him. Twas frustrating. So I have listed about how not to get your lab coat stolen. Because I hear lists are all the rage!
Will not ensure your lab coat is not stolen:
1. Writing your name inside the lab coat
2. Writing your name on the outside of lab coat
3. Hanging it on 'your hook'
4. Hanging it hidden behind someone else's lab coat for safekeeping.
5. Hiding it in general.
6. Putting things in your pockets. Spiky things.
7. Yelling loudly in the lab to not steal lab coat.
8. Stealing someone else's lab coat.
9. Not wearing lab coat for five mins.
10. Bad odors. (Not like I have bad odors. *Ahem ahem*)
Will ensure your lab coat is not stolen:
1. Come in very early -> put on lab coat -> never leave the lab (until go home time).
Dana my lab coat has gone missing. Reckon she's got a new home now...
ReplyDeleteMaybe the dude who stole Stud found Dana more attractive :)
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